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Swim a mile in open water

The week before, you practise sighting in a swimming pool, lifting your head every six strokes like a periscope, while the lifeguard watches and clearly thinks you have gone strange. Then you stand on a slipway in a wetsuit that smells of neoprene and last summer, and 1.6 kilometres suddenly feels like a very long way to be alone with your own breathing. Average swimmers take thirty to forty-five minutes; you take forty-two, and around the twentieth stroke past the far buoy you stop swimming toward anything and start simply swimming, which is the part of the day nobody warned you about.

Practical

Cost
$20–100 (event entry or wetsuit hire)
Best time
UK summer, when lake and sea temperatures reach 14–20°C
Difficulty
Moderate
Time it takes
30–45 minutes in the water, half a day including travel
What people get wrong
People assume pool speed and open-water speed are the same and go out too hard; the real skill is sighting every few strokes without losing rhythm, not raw fitness.
With
Alone

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